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an accidental; time you passed gas.
 (but, it did happen, you passed that gas.)
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huh
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YES AND I HAD TO PUSH THE CAR TO THE NEXT GAS STATION..............
  
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My son was 3 and we were in church..........during a moment of silence the entire church congregation heard this loud obnoxious fart.
Without missing a beat my son turns and graps his butt and yells............yes yells OH HINEY SHOOT I don't know the shade of red I turned but every person in that church was laughing so hystrically that the priest couldn't even gain his composure |
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I pass gas to pass the time...
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Edited by
62easygoing
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Tue 01/27/09 11:19 AM
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or, had gas, or, cut the cheese, or
 , or  ----now; THAT was a good one: plk1966.----
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One cheek sneak...The Holy Roller...The Squeaker...
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I remember when i was at primary school, was in my third yr, so i was about 8....I was in the blue group for reading, and we all got called up to the teachers desk to read,....we all stood round facing the class, taking turns to read paragraphs. When it was my turn, i began to read.......and just outta nowhere, this huge sound came out my azz! i distinctly remember feeling so embarrassed, i couldnt read the next word, which was "I" lol! i remember the teacher saying it for me ....TWICE! lol! i was frozen with embarrassment!
Another embarrassing fart was when i was with Dan....we had only been seeing eachother a few months, and i had no prob passing gas in front of him, but on this day....it was the smelliest fluff i ever done, and Dan was gagging, that was really embarrassing!!! Now i use it as a weapon....lol! 
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One cheek sneak...The Holy Roller...The Squeaker... The Squeeker, my dog Scout thought I was calling for him, but as he got closer to me, he yelped and ran for fresh air.
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The Silent But Deadly...The Pifter...& The Oh No You Didn't!
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i was at football practice and got hit really hard and as i got hit i let one rip... coach is like " damn dre you got the **** knocked out of you"
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I remember when i was at primary school, was in my third yr, so i was about 8....I was in the blue group for reading, and we all got called up to the teachers desk to read,....we all stood round facing the class, taking turns to read paragraphs. When it was my turn, i began to read.......and just outta nowhere, this huge sound came out my azz! i distinctly remember feeling so embarrassed, i couldnt read the next word, which was "I" lol! i remember the teacher saying it for me ....TWICE! lol! i was frozen with embarrassment! Another embarrassing fart was when i was with Dan....we had only been seeing eachother a few months, and i had no prob passing gas in front of him, but on this day....it was the smelliest fluff i ever done, and Dan was gagging, that was really embarrassing!!! Now i use it as a weapon....lol!
POOR DAN, HES A SMFART SMELLER.........
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I remember when i was at primary school, was in my third yr, so i was about 8....I was in the blue group for reading, and we all got called up to the teachers desk to read,....we all stood round facing the class, taking turns to read paragraphs. When it was my turn, i began to read.......and just outta nowhere, this huge sound came out my azz! i distinctly remember feeling so embarrassed, i couldnt read the next word, which was "I" lol! i remember the teacher saying it for me ....TWICE! lol! i was frozen with embarrassment! Another embarrassing fart was when i was with Dan....we had only been seeing eachother a few months, and i had no prob passing gas in front of him, but on this day....it was the smelliest fluff i ever done, and Dan was gagging, that was really embarrassing!!! Now i use it as a weapon....lol!
WOW must have been the first time anyone was ever able to shut him up
KUDOS Pink
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an accidental; time you passed gas. (but, it did happen, you passed that gas.)
When I'm losing at pool it happens mostly. Takes some of the fight out of them.
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Mine are never accidents. I mean every one of 'em!
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Mine are never accidents. I mean every one of 'em!
I take pride in being able to clear a room in under ten seconds. |
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No comment. Ppppffffftttttt!!!
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me and the great dane used to have farting wars he would try to run me out of the living room and suceeded half the time then i would try to run him out lol
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