My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. There
was only one little thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One
day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say
a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one
last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in
shock as I watched
her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my
car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed
our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car...

LMAO that was funny!!!!

OLD JOKE but funny, not picking on you but 15 000 time it s been posted
here

The joke may be old, but I am too young to have heard it before

Your older than me darlin

Kojack, it's not polite to remind a Lady of her age

YES IT IS SOMETIMES.

Quick thinkin' saves the day again.

i liked it

Good one! But it seems weird that the whole family was waiting outside
to give this cheating dude the condoms....


Oceans

I laughed so hard I began to Thanks

tooo funny

excellant!!