Topic: Basic Math
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Fri 01/23/09 08:55 AM
From a strictlymathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life??

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far this will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathmatical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the bulls-h-i-t and a-s-s-kissing that will put you over the top.

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Fri 01/23/09 08:56 AM
YUP.LOL.laugh :banana: :banana: glasses smokin pitchfork laugh

Roco's photo
Fri 01/23/09 09:13 AM
giving more than 100% is relative...but this is absolutely funny..

roco

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Fri 01/23/09 09:15 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh THAT'S GREAT STUFF!!! laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Drago01's photo
Fri 01/23/09 09:17 AM
I like your Math. rofl