Did you hear about the guy who, when asked by his wife to go to the
grocery store, would always stop for a drink or two and not get home for
several hours - without the groceries?

Well, this one night his wife was really mad about him forgetting the
frying chicken that she had sent him after; She yelled at him, told him
the she wanted a FRESH frying chicken.
So he decided, ah ha, he would get a fresh one; went to a poultry farm
and picked out a live one!

He started off home with the chicken tucked underneath his arm, and as
he was walking by the theatre, realized that the current movie playing
was one that he had been waiting to see. So he went up to buy a ticket.
The girl at the ticket booth said,
"No way fella, not with a chicken tucked under your arm!"
So he decides to go home; but as he was walking away, he noticed it was
to be the last night of showing. So he goes around the corner, stuffs
the chicken down the front of his pants, and goes back, buys a ticket,
goes in, and sits down beside two little old ladies.

Everything was fine until it began to get warm in the theatre and the
chicken began moving around because it couldn't breathe very well. The
guy reaches down and unzips his fly so that the chicken can stick its
head out. The little old lady sitting next to him elbows her friend,
'Mildred, Mildred, this guy next to me has his thing out.'
'So what? If you've seen one, you've seen 'em all.'
"Not one like this, Mildred. It's eating my popcorn!"

hahaaha you made my nose hurt











but i liked it you funny sexy thing you

Sorry about that Lisa. Just trying to keep my pecker up.

what a cute litle pecker you have too

**** a doodle dooooooooooooooo