seriously that's something I woulda kept to myself

Translation:

I have NO self control nor do I value the intimacy between 2 people

Read your profile. Yup. Go for it.

Tap it...why ask?Been a year?

you cant be arrested unless money is involved but 8 out of 10 women on there are fake for ads lol so dont get your hopes up

wellllllllllll you DID post the add..and now you're polling others as how to tackle the deal if you will... personally, ew no....but you already made that first step, so haven't you therefore made up your mind??

but cha....read the other replys...STDs..busts... a bad trip... gasp

My answer to that........eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


Take things in hand and help yourself, you're a big boy....you know by now that you won't go blind from doing it....

damn Now I am scared to persue that everyone talkin about std's, Guys, Girls with weiners, I think I made up my mind thanks yall

wimp..go for it..ya only live once

What if she's underage?

It could be an example of poor impulse control?

No strings attached usually means they want money.

It's legal in Nevada under certain circumstances.

actually...I wouldn't suggest masturbation, because it is scientifically proven that it only increases the sex drive. It treats the symptoms but doesn't get rid of the underlying problem. In fact... if you did masturbate your balls technically could become even bluer... so to speak.

Here is my advice...take it for what it is. Try Mindurbation...yes.. urbanizing your mind of all the traffic by thinking on things that are pure...and good and holy instead. If you do that the devil whose turning your balls blue will go away & you won't have the problem anymore... you'll just be, what is that forgotten word? ABSTINENT long enough for wiffey wiffey to come around as a blessing from God as a result of such a pure mind!

Those who suggested masturbation...notice how they are all single. Gee... I guess they haven't fleed from the devil yet!

Don't let them fool you...they are all satan's agents with human face.

I am sorry and what I am going to say is going to be rude,crude and socially unacceptable. Not bashing but being totally honest this is what I would tell one of my boys that said something like this...

In this day and age. Grab some lube have a party with Rosie palm and her four sisters if you want to get really kinky invite their cousin Sister thumb.

Repressed sexual tension and urges encourages cancer cells to grow. It has been scientifically proven that masturbation is a great preventative for cancer which thrives in people who are sexually repressed and uptight. You might want to consider that yourself.

However there is a yoga exercise that can redirect sexual energy back to the organs and is part of the secret of the fountain of youth for people who choose to be celibate.

You can find these exercises called the five rites on line. The sixth rite is the one for those who chose celibacy.

Sex is a natural urge. Don't allow religious dogma to damage your health with their silly ideas that there is something wrong with it. Just be healthy and safe.

Excuse me.....But I suggested masturbation and I am NOT single.....I am engaged to be married to a gentleman I met right here in these threads.

I think the Christian ranting forum is down the left just past the "accept Christ or burn, baby, burn" room.

Hope you medical records and all test are up to date. Would find a different law firm then Dewey, Cheatem, & Howe.

I NEED A DRINK