IMPORTANT HEALTH ISSUE FOR WOMEN


Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you
sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Patron.

Patron is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.

Patron can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Patron almost immediately and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and
start living, with Patron.

Patron may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Patron. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Attraction to the same sex
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:
The consumption of Patron may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

WARNING:
The consumption of Patron may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

WARNING:
The consumption of Patron may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING:
The consumption of Patron may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.