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Okay everyone, i am going to start out telling a story the next person must add on to it.
-------------------------------------------------- I woke up one morning and took a look out side and saw that the sun was high up in the sky. |
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My head throbbed from the hangover I got from the party I was at last night.
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Then all of a sudden my dog leaps on top of me and begins licking my face
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I went in the bathroom and was there for awhile.
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But I couldnt dally, my legs needed waxing.
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But it turns out i was all out of wax
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I searched through my drawers to find a clean razor.
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My youngest brother begins to pound on the door screaming that he needs to get in there!
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but all I could find was a nasty rusty one I didn't want to use at all...
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But it had to be done so i spead shaving cream on my leg and i began to scrape.
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Edited by
LilOlMeFromSD
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Sun 01/18/09 11:57 PM
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"Ugh, little brothers are such a pain," I think as I toss the rusty razor into the waste basket with a sigh. My legs were a bit chewed up but the toilet paper kept the bleeding to a minimum. "Geez, I hope I don't need a tetanus shot now," I muttered as I exited the bathroom.
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as i leave the bed room i have notice that my dog had chewed up my $120 pair of shoes,
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After a few moments of chasing my dog around the room, I picked up my shoes, shook my head, and went to my closet.
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I slid open the door and what seems to be a large dead body has fallen out of the closet and has pinned me to the ground.
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I began looking for a pair of gymshoes sans dog slobber.
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i now needed to quickly get dressed inorder to dispose of the rotting corpse.
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This day just cant be getting any better i say as i look at my stomach and see it is covered in blood... "I just had my mom cleans these," as i grab my shoes and make a phone call about the dead body.
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But there was no dial tone. What the Heck!
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Edited by
chickayoshi
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Mon 01/19/09 12:10 AM
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I look behind the phone to find the dog had chewed that up too...
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