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Edited by
uk1971
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Fri 01/16/09 02:26 PM
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A telephone rang at a mental hospital, and a voice said,
“Yes. Can I help you?” The voice from the other end of the line said, “Can you tell me if there’s anyone in room 112?” The man came back two minutes later and said, “No. There’s no one in room 112.” The other man replied, “Thank God for that. I’ve escaped.” Two fellas are talking in a Lunatic Asylum. One said to the other. “Is that clock right?” The other replied, “Yeah.” The first fella said, “What’s it doin’ in ‘ere then. A man escaped from a lunatic asylum, and made his way into a small countryside village. On entering the village, he came across a laundry, where several women were doing their weekly wash. He entered the laundry whereupon he threatened the women with a knife, and proceeded to rape two of them. When the owner of the laundry heard the screams, he ran into the main washroom. At this point, the lunatic ran out of the laundry, and disappeared over some garden fences, and escaped. The next morning, the headline in the local newspaper read; NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS  
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Haha those are pretty good
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