I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years..





We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.





My engaged friend:



The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.



He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'



Then we made love all night long.


The mistress:



Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.


Then I had to share my story:



When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.



As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

GOOD-ONE!