ole comes home from work one day to find the car in the drive with a puddle of oil underneath it. he asks lena "whats wrong with the car? she replies "its broke can you fix it? he says " do i look like gm goodwrench to you? she says no and he says then leave me alone. the next day he comes home and there the vacume cleaner is in the middle of the floor, he asks " why is the vacume cleaner in the middle of the floor?" and lena responds" it is broke can you fix it?" ole says " do i look like mr hoover to you?" she says "no" he says "ok then leave me alone." the next day ole comes home and all the laundry is laying in piles on the floor. he asks "why is all the laundry on the floor?" she says "the washer is broke can you fix it?" he says " do i look like the maytag repairman to you?" she says "no" he says "then leave me alone."
4th day ole comes home the car is fixed , the vacume is fixed and all the laundry is done. ole asks lena "who fixed everything?" lena says "your brother." he says " how did you pay for it?" she says " he told me i could bake him a cake or give him sex." ole says "what kind of cake did you bake him?" lena says "DO I LOOK LIKE BETTY CROCKER TO YOU?"

Damn!