The train was quite crowded, so a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed middle-age, French woman’s poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, “Ma’am, may I have that seat?”

The French woman just sniffed and said to the no one in particular, “Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.”

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.

“Please, Ma’am. May I sit down? I’m very tired.”

She snorted, ‘Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!”

This time the Marine didn’t say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, “Someone must defend my honor! This American should be put in his place!”

An English gentlemen sitting nearby spoke up, “Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong b**** out the window!!!!

BUT WHO GOT THE GERMANS OUT OF FRANCE AND KEPT THE GERMANS FROM INVADING ENGLAND?????????

The Brits! You've been watching too many movies!

YOUR TEA20 FERGUSON UNK MADE IS BETTER THE THE TO20 USA MADE ONE...I HAVE A TEA20

I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about...Sorry

Brilliant!

Should have defended the poodle's honor.

Poor, poor lady why, why, why and why again. It must have been a german poodle! I would have jumped out the window after the poodle but I would of been afraid of it turning into an evil monster, growing tallons picking me up by the ears and lifting me up into the top of a volcano and dropping me. mama,mama,mama,mama,mama,ma help! I beleive the story you told was a true story. I'm going to sleep with my thumb in my mouth tonight. I'm scared!

SORRY, ITS A BRITSH TRACTOR...........