Topic: Steel Workers Union Rep
uk1971's photo
Sun 01/11/09 04:57 PM
A big Steel Workers Union Rep goes to Vegas for a weekend trip and decides to liven things up with a late night visit to one of the local brothels. He walks into the first place and asks the Madam at the front desk the rates and she says
"It'll be 100 Bucks!".
He then asks how much the house takes on it and how much the working girl gets and she says
"80/20".
He tells her thats unfair and stomps out of there. The next brothel he goe into he goes through the same spiel and the Madam say the split is 70/30 with the girl and still he thinks this is unfair by his own Union principles. Finally he gets in a place where the Madam tells him the split is 50/50 between the girl and the house and he cheers up.
"Thats more like it "
he says , and he looks around and spots this cute young red head and says
"I'll take her".
The Madam looks at him and chuckles..
"I'll bet you would....but our rules dictate that you get Agnes upstairs....shes 64 y/o and has 31 years more of seniority."

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MirrorMirror's photo
Sun 01/11/09 05:00 PM

A big Steel Workers Union Rep goes to Vegas for a weekend trip and decides to liven things up with a late night visit to one of the local brothels. He walks into the first place and asks the Madam at the front desk the rates and she says
"It'll be 100 Bucks!".
He then asks how much the house takes on it and how much the working girl gets and she says
"80/20".
He tells her thats unfair and stomps out of there. The next brothel he goe into he goes through the same spiel and the Madam say the split is 70/30 with the girl and still he thinks this is unfair by his own Union principles. Finally he gets in a place where the Madam tells him the split is 50/50 between the girl and the house and he cheers up.
"Thats more like it "
he says , and he looks around and spots this cute young red head and says
"I'll take her".
The Madam looks at him and chuckles..
"I'll bet you would....but our rules dictate that you get Agnes upstairs....shes 64 y/o and has 31 years more of seniority."

bigsmile :banana:

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Mon 01/12/09 02:10 AM
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