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A guy goes for a haircut at an Italian barber shop.
He tells the barber he's going to Italy for vacation and the barber says its a bad time of year to go...too expensive. The barber asks him which hotel he's staying at and he says the Sheraton. Again the barber says they are always renovating there and he will not get a good room. The barber asks him what he's going to see in Italy and the guy says he's gonna see the pope. Again the barber is negative, tells him the crowds are too big and the pope is just a tiny speck up on the vatican balcony. The guy leaves and returns for his next haircut a couple months later. The barber asks him how his trip went and the guy says the Sheraton wasbeing renovated , but they gave him a large suite instead of a single room for his troubles. He then says that the prices for everything was real cheap too. The barber asks him how the veiwing of the pope went. He says it was just like the barber warned, but after the viewing, he was selected for a private meeting with the pope. The barber can hardly believe this and asks what happened. He says the pope came into a room where he was...leaned up close to him and whispered something in his ear. The barber asks what the pope said to him and the guy replies... "Where did you get that sh!tty haircut?" |
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Hehehe. Oh I'll have to remember that one
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Edited by
harrypotter2
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Mon 01/12/09 02:15 AM
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A guy goes for a haircut at an Italian barber shop. He tells the barber he's going to Italy for vacation and the barber says its a bad time of year to go...too expensive. The barber asks him which hotel he's staying at and he says the Sheraton. Again the barber says they are always renovating there and he will not get a good room. The barber asks him what he's going to see in Italy and the guy says he's gonna see the pope. Again the barber is negative, tells him the crowds are too big and the pope is just a tiny speck up on the vatican balcony. The guy leaves and returns for his next haircut a couple months later. The barber asks him how his trip went and the guy says the Sheraton wasbeing renovated , but they gave him a large suite instead of a single room for his troubles. He then says that the prices for everything was real cheap too. The barber asks him how the veiwing of the pope went. He says it was just like the barber warned, but after the viewing, he was selected for a private meeting with the pope. The barber can hardly believe this and asks what happened. He says the pope came into a room where he was...leaned up close to him and whispered something in his ear. The barber asks what the pope said to him and the guy replies... "Where did you get that sh!tty haircut?" Could have applied to my last hairstyle |
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