you see someone in your bed with you that is so ugly even crickets go silent in their presence and coyotes howl in the distance.

What would you do????

HMMMMMMMMMMMM????



No do do not remember much the night before and you are indeed naked!

I'd think I was in a dream within a dream, because that just doesn't happen.

I'd ask you to leave pronto????

Me neither... Just wouldn't happen sorry

i would call rape.
no seriously... eww... maybe their personality rocked?

I would wonder what the heck was going on.

same here I am very picky with whom I get naked with...so I am thinking it would not happen to me as well

Been there,,,lol
I tried to get dressed (elmer Fudd voice)berry carefulwy..
But she awoke and told me SHE just had to go show me off at the breakfast dinner near-by.....

SO,,being the gentlemen that I am,,,we went and ate before my departure....and it was fine..Just a bit more than I was really feeling like doing,,in my hung-over mode,,,lol
Many years ago....

I have done some really stupid stuff but nothing THAT stupid. Probably because I know better than to drink .

How ironic.

Wonder who spiked my drink the night before

Thankfully that has never happened to me.

But my best guy friend has told me some stories of his encounters with the ugly.

One person's butt ugly might be another persons cute.
So with regards to just HOW ugly they were,,,,THATS not how I took the question,,just that you woke with someone you might never of have met if not drinking.
Because they were not GREAT looking,,,lol

Real REAL funny story that is in the vein of this topic.

When I was in AC Mechanic school I did Hardwood flooring for work in the summer. It paid the bills. Anyhow we had a guy working with us that was a friend of a friend of mine. He was annoying like Gilbert Godfrey. Seriously. Every Friday we would get our paychecks and go to a bar called the Cue and Brew for a pitcher, a couple of burgers, shoot some pool and hang out. The man in question which I shall call DP so his anonymity is protected, was talking to what looked like a girl but something was wrong. After closer inspection the Adam's Apple on her neck was a dead giveaway that someone was misrepresenting.

This was one of the nights our boss chose to buy us drinks because we had pulled a lot of OT that week. Most of us had been drinking together and wondering if DP was going to hook up and the funny thing was the guy swore he didn't swing that way. After a short discussion with the bar tender who was friends with the "girl" in question had me going back to the table and placing bets on the outcome. My bet was he would find out the hard way he was not dealing with a woman but a...
well....

Sure enough around 10PM the two of them left with DP beaming that he got a date that night and we didn't. At first we wanted to warn him but then again some of us including me wanted to let things unfold. Holding a straight face was hard. I laughed for ten minuets so hard the back of my head hurt when he left. The night went on to 2AM where we were thrown out of the place and I was lucky enough to get a ride home with a RM that got off of his shift on his job at 2AM so no DUI for me. The weekend passed and Monday came.

DP shown up for work late and when he did was dead silent and had this violated look on his face. My boss flatly asked him how his date went with a straight face. I had to walk out of the office because I wanted to laugh so badly. I heard someone inside ask when he figured out he was with another man. He quit his job that moment and left from embarrassment.

Needless to say I made 200 smackers on the betting but had to buy the beers that Friday.
Friday came and with our paychecks we all met at the same bar where guess who was asking us about DP. Needless to say 'she' didn't take it badly when she found out DP was a little shell shocked about his little weekend. As she put it, if he would have asked she would have told him up front but it didn't seem to matter at the time when she had his wand in "her" mouth. I won another $100 on a side bet he got a BJ before finding out.

Do keep in mind that DP is one of those clowns who would yell "Drop them panties and take it deep" to every hot girl on the road hanging out of the passenger window from our work truck. Poetic justice IF I ever seen it myself...

Profitable too!!!