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I was sitting on the buss today, and it got pretty boring so I started
to think about some oxymoron's. ANd that that this would be a fun thread to do. So what are some oxymoron's that you can think of? |
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whisper, caulk
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Here are a few to get the ball rolling.
genuine imitation false positive exact estimate easy problem a little big jogging stroller kosher ham mindless thinking loud whisper original copy planned chaos |
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I like "only choice" and "stop motion."
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big little person
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jumbo shrimp
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This is my favorite and please don't take offense, just a joke.
men working |
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Fine, I'm offended. After I take 3 more naps, I'll tell you why.
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aria,rose
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'n @ Fin These are gooood now then mandatory option virtual reality true lies tight slacks |
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This isn't exactly an oxymoron but I heard a traffic reporter once say
that a pedestrian "had been seriously hit by a car". How does one get "unseriously hit by a car"? |
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army intelligence
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How about ... Military Inteligance
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truthful congressmen
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same difference
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almost exactly
appearing again for the very first time |
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Chuck Connors heads an Allstar Cast
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a very smart idio
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i mean idiot
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Microsoft Works
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