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Topic: penis enlarger cream failure
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/08/09 05:23 PM
Everyone knows I'm an inventor/ scientist. I invented a penis enlarger cream. We had to do FDA testing on animals by law. We tested it on a chihuahua. As you see by the photo of our 400 pound 11 foot tall chihuahua the test was a complete failure. He humped my freinds honda civic. Bad day.

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Thu 01/08/09 05:25 PM
I hate when that happens...... poor Honda..........

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/08/09 05:25 PM
The photo is me running for my life.

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Thu 01/08/09 05:25 PM


polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Thu 01/08/09 05:26 PM


RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Thu 01/08/09 05:26 PM
hes looking at you funny

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/08/09 05:28 PM
"Tinys" farts are unbearable. You see colors. I swear.

sensualsweet Joined Sun 12/28/08 Posts: 977	Thu 01/08/09 05:29 PM
I once had a briefcase made out of foreskin... If I rubbed it, it would turn into a full set of luggage!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/08/09 05:30 PM
I hate it when he thinks I'm his squeeky play toy. Crazy dog.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Thu 01/08/09 05:31 PM
Everyone knows I'm an inventor/ scientist. I invented a penis enlarger cream. We had to do FDA testing on animals by law. We tested it on a chihuahua. As you see by the photo of our 400 pound 11 foot tall chihuahua the test was a complete failure. He humped my freinds honda civic. Bad day. Im so disapointed

rlynne Joined Sun 11/23/08 Posts: 2458	Thu 01/08/09 05:32 PM
I once had a briefcase made out of foreskin... If I rubbed it, it would turn into a full set of luggage!!! thats...yay

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/08/09 05:32 PM
I once had a briefcase made out of foreskin... If I rubbed it, it would turn into a full set of luggage!!! ...ha ha ha ha!!!

sensualsweet Joined Sun 12/28/08 Posts: 977	Thu 01/08/09 05:33 PM
I once had a briefcase made out of foreskin... If I rubbed it, it would turn into a full set of luggage!!! thats...yay Yes, and when I flew North in the winter time, it would shrink and press all my clothes!!!!!!!

sensualsweet Joined Sun 12/28/08 Posts: 977	Thu 01/08/09 05:35 PM
I once had a briefcase made out of foreskin... If I rubbed it, it would turn into a full set of luggage!!! thats...yay Yes, and when I flew North in the winter time, it would shrink and press all my clothes!!!!!!! Unfortunately, that luggage got lost in transit. I think someone rubbed it the wrong way or something. LMAO

maxxximus007 Joined Mon 11/13/06 Posts: 6082	Thu 01/08/09 05:35 PM
all i have to say is don't trip! but if you do don't land on your stomach.

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Thu 01/08/09 05:36 PM
Sensual you're funny.. I think LHB met his match on this topic...

sensualsweet Joined Sun 12/28/08 Posts: 977	Thu 01/08/09 05:38 PM
Sensual you're funny.. I think LHB met his match on this topic... I thought about using it in a stand-up routine.

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Thu 01/08/09 05:41 PM
Sensual you're funny.. I think LHB met his match on this topic... I thought about using it in a stand-up routine. I think you should, it's hilarious!!

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Thu 01/08/09 05:42 PM
Sensual you're funny.. I think LHB met his match on this topic... I thought about using it in a stand-up routine. I think you should, it's hilarious!! nice pic.... I think your tryin to.... Hustle me!!!!!!

sensualsweet Joined Sun 12/28/08 Posts: 977	Thu 01/08/09 05:42 PM
Thanks, I just love making people laugh or blush.