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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 14
ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Wed 01/07/09 09:42 AM
Clogged arteries are attractive on a corpse..... Skip the middle man and paste that junk directly on your trunk.... and Ive been healthy for the last few days......eating egg salad sandwiches with alphalpha sprouts.....and eating lots of bananas......and graham crackers......I NEED JUNK!!! Im not too worried about getting fat ddn....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/07/09 09:42 AM
dd, I like to put my phone on vibrate...put it my front pocket and dial my own number repeatedly.......but only on Thursdays... Ohhhhhhhhh be a bad boy and do it on a wednesday too!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Wed 01/07/09 09:43 AM
Just playing....... **** ...broke my resolution of being nice....already......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/07/09 09:44 AM
ddn.....youre just jealous that you cant eat whatever you want!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/07/09 09:45 AM
<--gets out the Mrs.Dash!!! Hmmmmmmm I wonder if you even get that there??

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 01/07/09 09:45 AM
I want subway. Youre not getting subway!!! And what is that pic of???? Your money jar??? ...look closely. Its my cobalt mason jar full of 4 pounds of hersheys dark chocolate kisses.

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Wed 01/07/09 09:46 AM
oh...but I can...and do.........my weight is a non issue for me....but the flatulence that follows a Big Mac is unbearable....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/07/09 09:47 AM
Biker.....are you trying to entice women with chocolate??? ahaaaaaaaaaaahaha!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Wed 01/07/09 09:48 AM
dd, I have mason jars full of "stuff", as well.... I want subway. Youre not getting subway!!! And what is that pic of???? Your money jar??? ...look closely. Its my cobalt mason jar full of 4 pounds of hersheys dark chocolate kisses.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/07/09 09:48 AM
oh...but I can...and do.........my weight is a non issue for me....but the flatulence that follows a Big Mac is unbearable.... I like my flatulence!!! Its like a breath of lavendar!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Wed 01/07/09 09:48 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/07/09 09:49 AM
Dear diary........were just over xmas and omg ..........whats in the stores but valentines crap!!!! BLOODY HELL DO I HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER CARD????

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 01/07/09 09:49 AM
Yeah texted me till my phone was smoking. Ha ha ha. Heyyyyyyyyy!!!! I received 8 texts from you to 1 of mine!!!! Whose phone was burning hot??? ...yeah each one of my text was full page length at 20 cents a text. Yours were half a sentence. Ha ha ha.

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Wed 01/07/09 09:50 AM
not for me...I "know" you love me... Dear diary........were just over xmas and omg ..........whats in the stores but valentines crap!!!! BLOODY HELL DO I HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER CARD????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/07/09 09:50 AM
Yeah texted me till my phone was smoking. Ha ha ha. Heyyyyyyyyy!!!! I received 8 texts from you to 1 of mine!!!! Whose phone was burning hot??? ...yeah each one of my text was full page length at 20 cents a text. Yours were half a sentence. Ha ha ha. nOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......some of yours were only a 1/2 a sentence!!! and mine are about 15 or 20 cents too!!! I may have to take out a small loan!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/07/09 09:51 AM
not for me...I "know" you love me... Dear diary........were just over xmas and omg ..........whats in the stores but valentines crap!!!! BLOODY HELL DO I HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER CARD???? I know your mom will buy you one!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 01/07/09 09:51 AM
<--gets out the Mrs.Dash!!! Hmmmmmmm I wonder if you even get that there?? ...yes. All flavors. Including chocolate soufle' mrs dash. Ha ha ha

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Wed 01/07/09 09:52 AM
Maybe even "Lunch girl".....as well... not for me...I "know" you love me... Dear diary........were just over xmas and omg ..........whats in the stores but valentines crap!!!! BLOODY HELL DO I HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER CARD???? I know your mom will buy you one!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/07/09 09:52 AM
Dear diary........EVERYBODY IS GETTING PUDDING FOR VALENTINES DAY!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/07/09 09:53 AM
Maybe even "Lunch girl".....as well... not for me...I "know" you love me... Dear diary........were just over xmas and omg ..........whats in the stores but valentines crap!!!! BLOODY HELL DO I HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER CARD???? I know your mom will buy you one!!! YA lunch girl!!! Is that why you are not allowed to have your face on here????