1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.


2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.


3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.


4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.


5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.


6. You watch the Weather Channel.


7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up.

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8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.


9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up.

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10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@#*$ kids next door won't turn down the stereo.


11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.


12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.


13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.


14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.


15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.


16. You take naps.


17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.


18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.


19. You go to the drug store for Ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.


20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good @&%$.

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21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.


22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again.

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23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.


24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.


25.

When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh @&%$ what the hell happened?"

Crap ! I only thought I grew up, oh well...

Good one Baby Girl I love you

THANKS MA!!!
second time i got flowers today!!
at least the first ones were real!~!!!

Yeah....rub it in...next time, I destroy the card and pretend they are for me And hey Little Missy...mine might be fake....but they come from my heart So, don't get smart with your Mama

That was really good! I can relate to alot of them! lol

Guess that makes me old before my time!!

I'm still working on a couple of them myself....YAY!

ah no, I grew up!

I'm so glad I haven't grown up

Hey Pete! Are you a Toy's R Us Kid Long time no see

Most definitely!

Seems like you have a good start ,on growing up. Your list will get much longer as time go s on. Best of luck; and hello to you and, your mother. sincerely

hey EG