After she told you she loved you though, you could have waited oh 24 hours you werent going anywhere, but understandable

Gee, I just stop returning calls.

I don't think any of my break-ups have really been "funny" but...I did wish one good luck on his job interview, & when he came back, I was gone...

I have never found a funny way to end a relationship as someone is usually hurt no matter how necessary the break up is.

lol...found out she was cheating....first thing i did was took everything of mine...then RAIDED the refrigerator and took all kinds of food!! a man has to eat right?? she doesn't deserve that food LOL

...explosives.

In college, I was dating a friend I went to high school with. My neighbor in the dorm and I had gone to school together as well, so she talked to him once in a while. Well, fortunately, he let it slip to her that the weekend he was going to come and stay with me, he was planning on proposing to me.

Being 17 at the time, needless to say, I freaked out a bit. I was not ready for that kind of thing. I'd known him since the 5th grade, but engagement was just not on my mind at the time. He arrived, and we hung out with the group, and I tried to avoid being alone with him.

One night, he pulled me aside and said he needed to talk to me. My first response? Yea, I need to talk to you as well. As soon as we got to the study room, I told him that it wasn't working out, and that I just couldn't get him out of my mind as anything but a friend.

Then he made me look at the ring he had bought me.

I've never had a relationship end in a way that was funny. It was always kinda sad

Left a "Dear John" note
and his name was Steve

No seriously? Reached over and pushed her out of a moving vehicle in front of her house. Sounds harsh? This was 2 hours after she got sh!tfaced drunk, and took off all her clothes in front of my church on sunday morning church services, and stood stark ass naked drunk swearing and screaming at my pastor and families entering the church in their sunday best. I had no idea she was nuts and capable of such lunacy. I grabbed her, threw her in my pickup truck, and pushed her out in front of her house. Try living that one down! Even though I tried to save her neck for being stupid- they still arrested her at her home and sent her to jail. 8 months. I don't drink. Haven't seen her since. Thank GOD!

Btw not a funny story above me.

I was 12 and I told the guy "My cousin said you called me a B*#@&!"
Hey! It worked and I was free to not be asked out by R.D anyway( the boy I was crazy about)

Yeah, church sermons on drinking, promiscuous sex, sex before marriage were interesting after that. Got the minister looking right at me while preaching. All parishoners looking at me. Ending sermons with "Aint that right Kyle"? "Yes father". "Well can I get an AMEN"? "AMEN".

I do background checks now to protect myself from crazy people.

LOL yeah...poor guy! I bet you are in everyones prayers everynight.

But it wasn't like I was going 60 past her house. I kinda braked. Call it uh, um, rolling stop. How bout that? If ever something like that so absurd, so flippin wierd, so albeit strange ever happens again? She's on her own. I'm just gonna run and let her get arrested. I can't be held accountable for the actions of stupid people.

The most embarassing part? People got camera phones. People took pictures. Then mailed em to me. Live that down. Thank GOD grandma went to friday mass that week. As deacon Jim said "Had your grandmother witnessed that debaucle- there wouldn't have been enough hail marys and holy water to bless you"!

Can I get an "Amen"?

LMAO Trust me I have known more than a couple alcoholics that I just wish I had the chance to throw them out of a moving vehicle or parked even. Well even just down a steep hill :)

It was a very ugly experience in my life. And I have freinds that still rub it in. "Sooooooo have you talked to that girl 'Star' lately"? "No, not funny".