Topic: If you could clone yourself... | |
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What would you have your clone do to ease your life?
Or make it more interesting? (I am not so sure the world could survive two of some of us) |
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hehe
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Hey peachy.
I am quite sure the world would not survive two of you. By the way thanks for the sore on my belly. I have laughed so hard at some of your posts my belt buckle has worn a raw patch on said belly. |
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(The first verse and chorus are by science fiction writer Randall
Garrett. The other verses are by Isaac Asimov.) Oh, give me a clone Of my own flesh and bone With its Y-chromosome changed to X And when it is grown Then my own little clone Will be of the opposite sex. (Chorus) Clone, clone of my own, With your Y-Chromosome changed to X And when I'm alone With my own little clone We will both think of nothing but sex. Oh, give me a clone In my sorrowful moan A clone that is wholly my own. And if she's an X Of the feminine sex Oh, what fun we will have when we're prone. My heart's not of stone, As I've frequently shown When alone with my own little X And after we've dined I am sure we will find Better incest than Oedipus Rex. Why should such sex vex Or disturb or perplex Or induce a disparaging tone. After all, don't you see Since we're both of us me When we're having sex, I'm alone. And after I'm done She will still have her fun For I'll clone myself twice ere I die. And this time without fail, They'll be both of them male And they'll ravage her by and by. |
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I don't think I could live with another one of myself, never mind even
worrying about if the world could live with another one of me. |
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If I could clone myself to make my life easier I'd have the other one of
me work as much as myself so I can make life easier for my mother and children. |
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I'd have the other me do all the hard thing's and I'd kick back for
awhile! |
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be honest
2 of me the ladies couldnt stand it i get enough rocks thrown at me now party on... |
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Dude, I could so use two of me. I'd be able to focus on two full time
jobs instead of the three I balance now. |
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Yea I would clone myself ....But do you think the world can handle
another me ? LMAO I would not change my life at all ... |
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HMMMMMM.2 OF ME(OR MORE) DRIVING TAXI. OH MAN! THAT WOULD BE
FUN.START MY OWN TAXI-CAB SERVICE. |
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good one joe
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*takes a bow* thank you msteddybear2u.
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nobody would want to of me around
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They'd be my organ donar so I could get a new heart
Whats cruelest? Putting the clone to work indefinately? Or disecting it? Mwah ha ha |
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one of me is more then enough but if i had a clone it would be
scary no one is plenty lol |
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OMG
One of me is quite enough....lol |
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shan with jugs like those.lol.you would have MORE than enough tailers
around you.no this is not an insult toher at all. |
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ha ha joe u were one of them
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I would love to have a female clone of myself (only better looking of
course) We’d never have a boring moment. I can already take either side of any debate, and often do. Hell, I seldom get bored talking to myself I’m not likely to get bored talking to my clone. Bring her on! |
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