PRIEST: What's wrong my child?
VIRGIN: I have sinned father.
PRIEST: Why have you sinned cild?
VIRGIN: I called someone a bastard father.
PRIEST: Why did you call him a bastard child?
VIRGIN: He put his hand on my breast father.
PRIEST: You mean like this child?
VIRGIN: Yes father.
PRIEST: That's no reason to call him a bastard child.
VIRGIN; But he also put his hand in my pants father.
PRIEST: You mean like this child?
VIRGIN: Yes father.
PRIEST: That~s no reason to call him a bastard child.
VIRGIN. But he put his penis in me father.
PRIEST. You mean like this child?
VIRGIN. Yes father.
PRIEST. Thats no reason to call him a bastard child.
VIRGIN. But father. He told me he has AIDS.
PRIEST. Oh the bastard.

you're bad.

That. Is. BEYOND. Wrong.

not fuinny dude...

That's messed up

Believe it or not that was told on television in England by an American
evangelist on a late night talkshow a couple of years back.