Hi everyone, umm is this going to hurt?

Only if you want it to cutie.. he hee... welcome and have fun with it all!

If you enjoy enemas...you'll be happy here

thanks hun, don't know if i want it to or not, pretty open minded tough.lol

thanks hun, don't know if i want it to or not, pretty open minded tough.lol

I think it is a good profile :) I don't think you have anything to worry about--I am with SimplyElla, just have fun (Am I supposed to give a rating on a scale of 1-10?)

Your picture's a little fuzzy, so one might wonder if you're hiding a flaw or two, but you get the jist. You look good to me. You're blurb is good--starts out a little standard, but I like how you issue the warning to the party girls. (BTW, it's been my experience that no one listens when you tell them you're not their type--do tell if you have a breakthrough experience.) You've certainly got humor down...Mika159, you're gonna be the most popular catch in "Donny" in no time.

Moira

have to get some better pics i guess, that ones from my phone so it's a bit crappy.

It's generally pain free, but I make no promises!!

Welcome and join in the fun!

thanks again,umm i've got to ask i've hada few serious nights out in my time so i know how it can happen but umm do you always let yr dog drink vodka? an how doyou deal with the hangover next morning? (looking at yr pics!)

You should be pretty safe for a while

Im in love