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You have heard for breaking a date?
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i had to take my mom home hehehe
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A ghost attacked me with a stick of butter.
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wife's having a baby
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i had a guy tell me he had come down with a bad cold and i could hear
the loud music from the club he was in in the background. |
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MY 2007 NEW PORCHE WONT START
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Someone stole my butter.
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I once told a lady that she didn't want me cuz I had a little d*ck, just
to get her sloppy drunk a** away from me! I made the bartender spit out his drink when he heard me say it, so that made it even better. |
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