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| Topic: Man Law! - part 34 | |
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What about the ones with no hair?....
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What about the ones with no hair?....
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{{{{Pat}}}}}
Gonna be a bear In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd Like to come back as a bear. When your a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, your suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When your a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while your sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definatley deal with that. If your a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. you swat away anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If your a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR 
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Well, other than the kid thing. Sounds like my ex!
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{{{{Pat}}}}} Gonna be a bear In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd Like to come back as a bear. When your a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, your suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too. When your a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while your sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definatley deal with that. If your a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. you swat away anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If your a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR
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I dont even want to think about gay men or bears
 
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Move to West Virginia, or Northern Canada!
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Shaving can be fun too!
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did i hear gay bear?
 all i want is one of them gaybears to turn straight!! oh yea lol
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Move to West Virginia, or Northern Canada! I have never met a gay bear here Polson.... 
You take that back..!!! 
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C'mon now. We live in sensitive times amongst sensitive people.
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How can you tell a gay bear??
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This is Man's Law. Sensitivity is checked at the door!
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How can you tell a gay bear?? |
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How can you tell a gay bear?? It's easy...he is the one with the Seal skin purse... 
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How can you tell a gay bear??
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did i hear gay bear? all i want is one of them gaybears to turn straight!! oh yea lol
EEEWWWW I wouldn't want the think where he's been!! |
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How can you tell a gay bear?? It's easy...he is the one with the Seal skin purse...
Don't forget the pink claws! 
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He might want to paint our nails together!! |
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And if it growls with a lisp.
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