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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 13
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Sat 01/03/09 11:07 AM


I hope rastapharians eat meat...noway
...lays potato chips and mrs fields chocolate chip cookies, and pizza and burritos. Rastifani 4 food groups.
As long as its not wheat grass and tabboluouha and gingko Im good!!noway laugh

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Sat 01/03/09 11:11 AM
Now my phone is ringing off the hook. Everyone wanting something. Ugh!

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Sat 01/03/09 11:11 AM
dear diary.....I am no longer playing the in and out game with my cats!!!! They can just sit there and look at me with their noses pressed to the window and stare!!shocked

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Sat 01/03/09 11:11 AM

Now my phone is ringing off the hook. Everyone wanting something. Ugh!
I turned mine off......its charging!!!!devil

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Sat 01/03/09 11:13 AM
Portrait cats! They look like a painting in the window.

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Sat 01/03/09 11:16 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Ok would it be weird if I started taking black and white photos of my cats, blowing them up and framing them and putting them up around my house>>>???

Will I truly be a the crazy cat lady then???noway laugh noway

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Sat 01/03/09 11:18 AM
They had 2 pound bags of hersheys dark chocolate kisses on sale at walmart for a dollar. I got 4 pounds. Eating a handful of them on top of the chili. Must make rank farts.

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Sat 01/03/09 11:18 AM
<--hands biker the beano!!!sick

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Sat 01/03/09 11:20 AM

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Ok would it be weird if I started taking black and white photos of my cats, blowing them up and framing them and putting them up around my house>>>???

Will I truly be a the crazy cat lady then???noway laugh noway
...only if they are in different states of dress. When you put clothing on cats- your judgement is faltering.

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Sat 01/03/09 11:22 AM
I guess I wont tell you that I tried to dress my cat in my doll clothes when I was a kid!!!noway laugh noway

Bootsy didnt like the wool hat!!!noway

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Sat 01/03/09 11:24 AM
If your cat dies and you continue to feed it and talk to it- your judgement is faltering.

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Sat 01/03/09 11:25 AM
my daughter used to dress up my cat Felix an then put him im her toy stroller and push him around , and he didnt seem to mind :smile:

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Sat 01/03/09 11:28 AM

<--hands biker the beano!!!sick
...oh no. Ate pickled cherry peppers, gryere cheese, pickled artichokes and elk sausage last nite. Chili and chocolate today. By this afternoon I should have death farts. Fart in my hand and throw them at people. Watch em puke.

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Sat 01/03/09 11:29 AM
Im SNOW BLIND@@@!!surprised

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Sat 01/03/09 11:30 AM
DD; I feel lazy I wish someone would come over and cut the wood pile in the yard for me of coarse after they dig it out first

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Sat 01/03/09 11:30 AM
DEAR Diary......I want summer!!! or even spring!!! I will even take spring!!!drinker :banana:

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Sat 01/03/09 11:31 AM
Ezras wife sat in my lap and farted a death fart last night. Must pay them back on their 10th wedding anniversary.

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Sat 01/03/09 11:31 AM


<--hands biker the beano!!!sick
...oh no. Ate pickled cherry peppers, gryere cheese, pickled artichokes and elk sausage last nite. Chili and chocolate today. By this afternoon I should have death farts. Fart in my hand and throw them at people. Watch em puke.
and do you ever WONDER why you are single????sick laugh laugh laugh sick

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Sat 01/03/09 11:31 AM

DEAR Diary......I want summer!!! or even spring!!! I will even take spring!!!drinker :banana:


me tooooooooooooooooooooooooofrustrated an I'm snow blinded tooooooooo its toooooooooooo white out there!!!!!!!1noway glasses noway

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Sat 01/03/09 11:31 AM

DD; I feel lazy I wish someone would come over and cut the wood pile in the yard for me of coarse after they dig it out first
Is that your only heat????? I would just hire some kid to do that!!!!laugh

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