<---really crappy at text messaging too. I cant find the periods or exclamation marks!!!

lol I aint to good at texting either

and where are the winking things.....I CANT FIND THE WINKING THINGS ON MY PHONE!!!

DD
New Year's Eve was Fabulous!! I ran into a REALLY good looking man that I have known for 12 years or so. He apparently got divorced last year.....and I got a really nice kiss at midnight! We have talked on the phone since then....I think we will get together again SOON!!

AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!! FRESH!!!!!!!!!! Happy New Year to YOU !!
aaawwwwwwww sounds like you are smiling

How many zeros in a billion???
This is too true to be funny...

The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.



A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of it's releases.


A..
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.

D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E.
A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate our government
is spending it.


While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans ....
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.



Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D)
is presently asking Congress for
250 BILLION DOLLARS
to rebuild New Orleans .. Interesting number...
what does it mean?

A.
Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
(every man, woman, and child)
you each get $516,528.

B.
Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C..
Or... if you are a family of four...
your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington , D.C.
&
Ottawa ON.
< HELLO!!! >
Are all your calculators broken??

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax , Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax upon Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Income Tax
Everything Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY???

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt...
We had the largest middle class in the world...
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?
Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to
press '1'
for English.

I hope this goes around the
US & CANADA
at least 1 billion times

What the heck happened???

wow !

I AMMMM still smiling....thanks! How's your "friend"?

makes ya think dont it

ya, it makes my thinking thing hurt !

hmmmmmmmm I cant use the words to describe they look like this-->>> **** **** **** **** hole ****

this is the first year in A LOT of years that I haven't had to worry about tax season. Honestly, I can't make myself get worked up about it!!!! The only taxes I have to worry about this year are my own.......**sigh of relief goes here!**

that must feel strange but good

thing's are looking better for me !


first wife, is paid in full !

oh.........LMFAO!! now theres an "Asian dating MALL" right up there ^^^ with "GAY BEARDATING"

about all the advertisers here get from me is laughed@!!!

Aaaahhhh....I am sorry things didn't work out ((Purple))!!


Not working tax season this year is a BLESSING!! And!!....I really do have to wonder how many people click on the addies here!! I haven't ....I am to afraid of viruses!! LOL

ya I dont click on addies .......the ones here are good to laugh at though

Yeah....they definately have some high priced ads around here!!