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A little girl finds her dog has died with its legs in the air and asks her dad why its like that. Her Dad says its died and its like that so jesus can pick it up and take it to heaven. The next day when her dad comes home from work the little girl runs up to him saying ''Daddy!!!! Mommy nearly died today! She was on her back with her legs in the air shouting 'Oh Jesus I'm coming' if the milkman hadn't been on top of her holding her down we'd might have lost her''!
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A little girl finds her dog has died with its legs in the air and asks her dad why its like that. Her Dad says its died and its like that so jesus can pick it up and take it to heaven. The next day when her dad comes home from work the little girl runs up to him saying ''Daddy!!!! Mommy nearly died today! She was on her back with her legs in the air shouting 'Oh Jesus I'm coming' if the milkman hadn't been on top of her holding her down we'd might have lost her''! 
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 the mom got caught
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A little girl finds her dog has died with its legs in the air and asks her dad why its like that. Her Dad says its died and its like that so jesus can pick it up and take it to heaven. The next day when her dad comes home from work the little girl runs up to him saying ''Daddy!!!! Mommy nearly died today! She was on her back with her legs in the air shouting 'Oh Jesus I'm coming' if the milkman hadn't been on top of her holding her down we'd might have lost her''! Perfect  
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lmao
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Thanks for the laugh
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