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nobody would take the trade
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well of course how many miles did she have?
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nobody would take the trade 
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 she didn't have many, she kept saying that I made love too quickly,,,,,,I mean,,,,,real-ly,,,,,I mean just how much speed do you think I can work up in 3 minutrs??
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she didn't have many, she kept saying that I made love too quickly,,,,,,I mean,,,,,real-ly,,,,,I mean just how much speed do you think I can work up in 3 minutrs??
 But I dont think it will get you a date.
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 didn't say it to get a date, said it to get funny ha-HAH now back off, I didn't say anything about quitting that nude play 'cause they said I had a small part!
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You gotta understand,,I've reached the age where food is just as important as sex,,,why I'm putting a mirror on the ceiling above my dining table.
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You gotta understand,,I've reached the age where food is just as important as sex,,,why I'm putting a mirror on the ceiling above my dining table.
YOU're to funny I will have to come here more often!(pulling up a chair with a bowl of popcorn). |
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so, its the new year, getting ready for spring, the birds, the bees,,,,,,,Bees are so amazing, don't you think? They taught about wax, thanks worker bees....honey bees give us honey. Pretty good huh? Thanks to bees, we have milk, wax & honey....
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