An 90-year-old man goes in for a physical. All of his tests come back
> with
> normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How
> are
> you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'
>
> George replies, 'Yes, God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
> so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
> bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes
> off.'
>
> 'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
>
> A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. 'Ethel,' he
> says, 'George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of
> his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night
> and
> poof! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! The
> light goes off?'
>
> 'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's peeing in the refrigerator again!'

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LOL for real

hahahahaha ! I wonder if Mr Magoo ever did that.

well i think that it is very easy for a man to pee in the refer, but 4 a woman...u have to back up....with undies way down, and position yourself, then hurry up so u don't get frostbite or something like that..
could someone other than myself tell it a different way?

Such an in-depth analysis of the possibilities and consequences...