An Australian pastor writes: "I returned recently from a trip to New
Zealand and heard there of a pastor who'd just discovered the wonders of
Windows 'Find and Replace.'

"So he copied the Order of Service he had already done for the funeral
of a 'Mary.' The following week all he had to do was find all the Mary's
and replace them with "Edna."

"But when Edna's mourners got to the Apostle's Creed and read 'Born of
the virgin Edna,' they all cracked up—and the pastor lost them for the
rest of the service