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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 12
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Tue 12/30/08 10:51 PM
Dear diary.......while looking at my man counter Ive come across yet another white male who seems to think he has black hair!!!!

Not many white men have black hair....do they not know they have dark brown hair????

WHY ARE THEY ALL COLOUR BLIND???noway laugh noway

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Tue 12/30/08 10:52 PM
I had to kill Spike !!

an start runnin an epsoms salt bath for my EVERYTHING that hurts indifferent

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Tue 12/30/08 10:52 PM
oh that blond haired black haired dude viewed me too!!laugh noway

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Tue 12/30/08 10:54 PM
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA ya but was he from california???laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 12/30/08 10:55 PM
hmmmmmm I'll have to go refresh my memory whoa

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Tue 12/30/08 10:56 PM
oh , nope he was from Manchester England

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Tue 12/30/08 10:59 PM
hold on......my latest email!!!laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 12/30/08 10:59 PM
Subject: helllo
Sent: 6 minutes ago
Hello im seth and 27.im single im looking girl friend.i staying Kissimmee.i did like you.if you are interesting to me I wannto met you any time.maybe if you answer this mail so we gonna play hah I can come anytime baby
Hot Seth


noway laugh noway

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Tue 12/30/08 10:59 PM
wellllll its either raining or the sky is falling now noway

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Tue 12/30/08 11:01 PM
I'm gonna go have my salty bath

be back

after these messages from our sponsers.....

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Tue 12/30/08 11:01 PM
omg they are coming from EVERYWHERE NOW!!!!

Text messages......emails.......wtf Im not even wearing my wedding rings!!!noway

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Tue 12/30/08 11:03 PM

omg they are coming from EVERYWHERE NOW!!!!

Text messages......emails.......wtf Im not even wearing my wedding rings!!!noway



laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
pretty quiet here ohwell


ya I think its raining , I wonder if that is good or bad......

ok Mr Bubble is innnnnnnn the Tubble bigsmile bib

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Tue 12/30/08 11:05 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I had a nice lavendar bubble bath late last night......hmmmmmmmmmm I even enjoyed it!!! I wasnt bored!!!laugh

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Tue 12/30/08 11:09 PM
dear diary.......can I pee now??? Can you give me just a 30 second break???noway laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 12/30/08 11:13 PM
fsdahkjdsahjsdkfahkjdsfahkjfdsahksfd!!!!




ITS












SNOWING!!!explode frustrated indifferent

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Tue 12/30/08 11:16 PM
dEAR DIARY.......due to the influx in emails in the last 20 minutes Ive decided there are a lot of desperate males looking for a new years eve date......







well.....










YOURE NOT GETTING ONE!!!pitchfork

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Tue 12/30/08 11:17 PM
A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a run
To Port Antonio
Just cruising in the sun

The radio was loud
The chicken jerked and fried
And all I had to do that day
Was drive on the left side

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!

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Tue 12/30/08 11:20 PM
heya jace!!! long time no see!!!laugh drinker :banana:

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Tue 12/30/08 11:21 PM
Hi ya Gyp... Nice to be seen. (= Didn't get a chance to, but Happy Boxing Day! I celebrated by taking a swing at my Canadian neighbor... obviously he's never heard of the American version of that holiday. . . .

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Tue 12/30/08 11:26 PM

Hi ya Gyp... Nice to be seen. (= Didn't get a chance to, but Happy Boxing Day! I celebrated by taking a swing at my Canadian neighbor... obviously he's never heard of the American version of that holiday. . . .
Lol they let canadians in america still???noway laugh laugh laugh

Obviously he isnt a beer drinker!!!noway drinker noway

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