Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 12 | |
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Dear diary.......while looking at my man counter Ive come across yet another white male who seems to think he has black hair!!!!
Not many white men have black hair....do they not know they have dark brown hair???? WHY ARE THEY ALL COLOUR BLIND??? |
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I had to kill Spike !!
an start runnin an epsoms salt bath for my EVERYTHING that hurts |
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oh that blond haired black haired dude viewed me too!!
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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA ya but was he from california???
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hmmmmmm I'll have to go refresh my memory
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oh , nope he was from Manchester England
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hold on......my latest email!!!
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Subject: helllo
Sent: 6 minutes ago Hello im seth and 27.im single im looking girl friend.i staying Kissimmee.i did like you.if you are interesting to me I wannto met you any time.maybe if you answer this mail so we gonna play hah I can come anytime baby Hot Seth |
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wellllll its either raining or the sky is falling now
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I'm gonna go have my salty bath
be back after these messages from our sponsers..... |
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omg they are coming from EVERYWHERE NOW!!!!
Text messages......emails.......wtf Im not even wearing my wedding rings!!! |
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omg they are coming from EVERYWHERE NOW!!!! Text messages......emails.......wtf Im not even wearing my wedding rings!!! pretty quiet here ya I think its raining , I wonder if that is good or bad...... ok Mr Bubble is innnnnnnn the Tubble bib |
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I had a nice lavendar bubble bath late last night......hmmmmmmmmmm I even enjoyed it!!! I wasnt bored!!!
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dear diary.......can I pee now??? Can you give me just a 30 second break???
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fsdahkjdsahjsdkfahkjdsfahkjfdsahksfd!!!!
ITS SNOWING!!! |
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dEAR DIARY.......due to the influx in emails in the last 20 minutes Ive decided there are a lot of desperate males looking for a new years eve date......
well..... YOURE NOT GETTING ONE!!! |
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A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a run To Port Antonio Just cruising in the sun The radio was loud The chicken jerked and fried And all I had to do that day Was drive on the left side Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! |
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heya jace!!! long time no see!!!
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Hi ya Gyp... Nice to be seen. (= Didn't get a chance to, but Happy Boxing Day! I celebrated by taking a swing at my Canadian neighbor... obviously he's never heard of the American version of that holiday. . . .
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Hi ya Gyp... Nice to be seen. (= Didn't get a chance to, but Happy Boxing Day! I celebrated by taking a swing at my Canadian neighbor... obviously he's never heard of the American version of that holiday. . . . Obviously he isnt a beer drinker!!! |
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