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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 12 | |
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I WOULD KILL FOR A BURGER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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aaaawwwwwwww..... a happy meal or a burger king crown would make my month
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Sorry yr snowbound. Especially this time of year. That's really gotta' suck.
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ya it sucks
at least we have water again though went for 5 days with no water , record snow falls , christmas shopping cancelled etc...its been difficult lately thats for sure |
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So...how did you spend the holiday?
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I sat here while my kids played their video games
I made a yummy roast beef an yorkshire puddin dinner |
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 gUESSSSSSSSSSS WHO'S BACK!!!!
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that didnt take very long???????
did you grab me a happy meal? |
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That place is a nightmare!!! I didnt buy the clock but I bought sheets for $13 and a video and some palmolive dishwashing liquid.......and some gum!!!
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that didnt take very long??????? did you grab me a happy meal? 
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Sounds kind of nice. Bet the kids won't ever forget this Christmas. Unusual circumstances make memorable occasions.
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Sounds kind of nice. Bet the kids won't ever forget this Christmas. Unusual circumstances make memorable occasions. 
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I was havin me a burger
in a greasy dirty spoon cafe I was eatin it with relish when the man beside me turned to say whats that pubic hair doin layin on your bun I said I didnt see it sittin there are you sure its really one....? |
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gUESSSSSSSSSSS WHO'S BACK!!!!
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Ahhhhhhhhhh just in time to see waltec!!!
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I was havin me a burger in a greasy dirty spoon cafe I was eatin it with relish when the man beside me turned to say whats that pubic hair doin layin on your bun I said I didnt see it sittin there are you sure its really one....? you put it there for added flavor !
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I was havin’ me a burger
In a dirty greasy spoon cafי I was eatin it with relish When a man beside me turned to say What’s that pubic hair Doin layin on your bun I said I never saw it sittin there Are sure it’s really one He stood up on the counter And said now look here Blair I’ve traveled all over this country And I’ve seen pubic hair (Chorus) I’ve seen pubic hair man And I’ve never liked’em there man I’ve even got my share man Beneath my underwear man Stickin out here and there man I’ve seen pubic hair I’ve seen great ones, straight ones, on my dinner plate ones, Long ones, strong ones, little curly blonde ones Red ones, dead ones, layin on the head ones Black ones, brown ones, little ducky down ones Short ones, thick ones, growin from your **** ones, Growin ones, showin ones, flowin ones, blowin ones. (Chorus) I’ve seen bushy ones, pushy ones, up against your mushy ones, Slave ones, save ones, floatin in your gravy ones, Pretty ones, dirty ones, fluffin up your birdy ones, Neat ones, sweet ones, on a toilet seat ones, Heffer ones, whipper ones, catch’em in your zipper ones, Throw’em ones, show’em ones, flowin ones, glowin ones. (Chorus) I’ve seen bit ones, lit ones, around your sphincter lip ones, Dear ones, queer ones, find’em in your beer ones, Proud ones, loud ones, drop’em in the crowd ones, Quiet ones, diet ones, burger, shake and fry ones, Pop ones, quaff ones, floatin in the top ones, Triple ones, frozen ones, shardin in the hoser ones. (Chorus) Ain’t no kind he hasn’t seen I’ve seen Pubic hair |
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I was havin’ me a burger In a dirty greasy spoon cafי I was eatin it with relish When a man beside me turned to say What’s that pubic hair Doin layin on your bun I said I never saw it sittin there Are sure it’s really one He stood up on the counter And said now look here Blair I’ve traveled all over this country And I’ve seen pubic hair (Chorus) I’ve seen pubic hair man And I’ve never liked’em there man I’ve even got my share man Beneath my underwear man Stickin out here and there man I’ve seen pubic hair I’ve seen great ones, straight ones, on my dinner plate ones, Long ones, strong ones, little curly blonde ones Red ones, dead ones, layin on the head ones Black ones, brown ones, little ducky down ones Short ones, thick ones, growin from your **** ones, Growin ones, showin ones, flowin ones, blowin ones. (Chorus) I’ve seen bushy ones, pushy ones, up against your mushy ones, Slave ones, save ones, floatin in your gravy ones, Pretty ones, dirty ones, fluffin up your birdy ones, Neat ones, sweet ones, on a toilet seat ones, Heffer ones, whipper ones, catch’em in your zipper ones, Throw’em ones, show’em ones, flowin ones, glowin ones. (Chorus) I’ve seen bit ones, lit ones, around your sphincter lip ones, Dear ones, queer ones, find’em in your beer ones, Proud ones, loud ones, drop’em in the crowd ones, Quiet ones, diet ones, burger, shake and fry ones, Pop ones, quaff ones, floatin in the top ones, Triple ones, frozen ones, shardin in the hoser ones. (Chorus) Ain’t no kind he hasn’t seen I’ve seen Pubic hair |
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(((purple)))
 
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an comedy is such a fantastic survival skill to have ,,,,,,,,
I STILL want a burger ......
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