DAMMIT THAT PIC IS TOO CUTE BIKER!!!!

it'll be nice to not have to go outside to look for food to I'm excited I have a PROJECT!!!!!! I'll have to rearrange my decrotive boxes on the wall tooo if it will fit there gotta wait for the eldest to get outta bed so he can use his tape measure an help me with some of this stuff no way can I move the china cabnet or freezer by meself

i got four tapes right here ...
how big do you need ??

I would be afraid people would steal my food if I had a freezer outside.

I used to have a 3 cubic ft one. Ive had it in the bedroom, dining room, kitchen. I put a nice table cloth on it and no one knew what it was.

I dont need a big freezer now.....I can barely fill up the one I have in my fridge!!!

i have ice and baking soda in my freezer ....

Do you want my ice cream???? I only bought it for the milkshakes I make mini me.

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What no bonus offer of a 12 piece knife in the back set???

or a the big weiner up the rear, with no reach around ????

I'm sick and tired of hearing things
From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocritics
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth

I've had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth

No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky ****y
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of hope
Money for dope
Money for rope

No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky ****y
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of soap
Money for dope
Money for rope

I'm sick to death of seeing things
From tight-lipped, condescending, mama's little chauvinists
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth now

I've had enough of watching scenes
Of schizophrenic, ego-centric, paranoiac, prima-donnas
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth

No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky ****y
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of soap
It's money for dope
Money for rope

Ah, I'm sick to death of hearing things
from uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocrites
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now

I've had enough of reading things
by neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now

All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth

OMG I GOTTA GET READY!!!!!


<-------starts to run in circles........where is my brush???? where is my makeup???? blooooooooody hell where are my clothes?????????

i tell my boss that all the time !!!!!
if your going to screw me ....
at least kiss me when you are done !

VANCOUVER ISLAND DECLARES CIVIL EMERGENCY


For all you non-Islanders, we have had 70cm of snow in the past week. The snow is not an issue for most of us, but if fell on the golf courses too which is a very serious problem. The following is a blow-by-blow report of the current extreme weather conditions on Vancouver Island (BC)

6:22 AM - Temperature plunges to -8.3C. Word spreads that a Comox resident finds ice on the windshield of his Beamer. Curious neighbours gather to watch him scrape if off with his Gold Master Card. One motorist, a former Albertan, claims use of the mysterious "defrost" switch on the dashboard of the car can aid in the process.

9:30 AM - Hardware stores sell both of their snow shovels. Islanders begin cobbling together implements made from kayak paddles, cricket bats, mashies and nibliks, umbrellas, cookie sheets and boogie boards.

10:00 AM - Golfers at Qualicum's Memorial Golf Club, have broken into the ladies locker room where the ladies' bridge club store their card tables, and are now strapping the card tables to the front of their golf cards in order to clear the fairways and greens. The Pro has sanctioned the use of orange balls.

Noon - Elementary schools call in grief counselors. Grief counselors refuse to go, citing lack of snow tires (tyres)

2:30PM Rush hour begins an hour early as office workers come down with mysterious illness and bolt for home. Usual traffic snarl is compounded by large number of female driven SUV four-wheel drive vehicles abandoned by side of road, still in 2 wheel drive mode. When questioned, one female SUV owner asked "what's four wheel drive?"

2:50 PM Airplanes are grounded and ferries docked. No way to travel between Island and the ROTW (rest of the world). Victoria newspaper Times-Colonist headline reads "Mainland cut of from Civilization"

3:00 PM Nanaimo-Parksville Conservative Member of Parliament, James Lunney phones Prime Minister Harper asking for financial assistance. PM replies "foreign aid budget all allocated for 2008"

3:10 PM Same MP phones Peter Mackay Minister of Defence asking for assistance from Canada's DART rapid-response military team. Minister replies they will be on the ground in Parksville as early as July 2009, or sooner if they can rent a suitable aircraft from Brazil.

3:30 PM BC Lottery Corp. responds to emergency by installing slot machines in Nanaimo homeless shelter

4:15 PM Fears of food shortages lead to alarming scenes of violence and looting at grocery stores in Victoria, except for Oak Bay, where residents hire caterers to do rioting for them

5:40 PM TV weatherman Ed Bain in Victoria, shaking uncontrollably tells viewers that snow warnings have been extended. This weather pattern could go on for days. Mercury plunges to Winnipeg-in-August temperatures. Martial law is declared and Premier Campbell has called an emergency meeting of his cabinet on the main deck of HMCS Protecteur where an emergency command centre will be established as soon as they dock in Honolulu.

6:00PM The sidewalks are rolled up and you retreat to your parlours with your mulled wine.

I made my boss 2.1 million dollars this year. He gave us nothing- not even a thank you for xmas. When he walked into the shop last weekend the employees started chirping like birds. "CHEAP!" "CHEAP!" "CHEAP!" oh yeah he's running out of employees fast. 2 more quit in the last week. Its bad.

thats funny right there !

ya, we made the guy that own's our company 28.7 million in profit ! and all we got was a $20.00 wal-mart gift card .....poor bastard needs the money to run his three yacht's !!!

Its hard to run a corporation without employees. He's so dumb he's gonna go broke finding that out the hard way. After getting yelled, swore at, and called names sunday night by the owners pampered handed everything in his life b!tch c*cksucker of a child I thought to myself- who the f*ck kind of f*cking crooks do I work so hard for. I'm down to giving them a 2 second notice when I quit. Ha ha ha!! How about "I just thought about giving you a 2 week notice".

When b!tchboy started yelling I said "F*ck you I quit. I was in my pickup truck across the parking lot in 2nd gear when he realized "Oh sh!t- I need him!" and he stopped me. I'm done. I've had enough abuse.