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Ya know...some people may see this as a joke, and it might get moved into the jokes section, but for now, this is a pretty accurate place to put it.
Why Men Die First Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first: If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy. If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... its equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ... its male indifference. If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert. If you don't ... you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob. If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious. If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often ... you're oversexed. If you don't ... there must be someone else. So Why do men die first? Because they want to. |
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Funny in a way, but mostly true. |
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Funny in a way, but mostly true. Mostly??? In my experience, there isn't a false statement in that entire post. |
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True...perfect
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Funny in a way, but mostly true. Mostly??? In my experience, there isn't a false statement in that entire post. I don't judge men so harshly. |
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Funny in a way, but mostly true. Mostly??? In my experience, there isn't a false statement in that entire post. I don't judge men so harshly. You would be in a very eentsy teensy miniscule minority. |
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I agree with that! You guys can't seem to get a break eh? Here's to a better year jag!cheers!
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Funny in a way, but mostly true. Mostly??? In my experience, there isn't a false statement in that entire post. I don't judge men so harshly. You would be in a very eentsy teensy miniscule minority. I am. You just noticed? |
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I agree with that! You guys can't seem to get a break eh? Here's to a better year jag!cheers! A break?/ Nahhh. We don't deserve one. After all..we are just a bunch of Neanderthals who are only out to please ourselves with no regard to women's feelings at all. |
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"BOINK"
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I'm with you littleredhen I hope I don't judge men harshley but it's been awhile since I had a date I'm not sure lol
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words of truth
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I'm with you littleredhen I hope I don't judge men harshley but it's been awhile since I had a date I'm not sure lol Dates are good, they are in fruitcake. |
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Wow. I woulda figured there would have been more women in here defending their honor. lol
Maybe Christmas Eve wasn't a good time to post it. |
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I happen to think a lot of that is what some women, and I say that lightly, want everyone to believe because they like to be in control.
Personally I think that most of that is a crock. In my experience I have yet to find a real man who would be even have half of the good qualities that make one a real man, at least around here. You are an exception to the rule JAG, you just aren't around here. I wish you would give internet lessons on how to be a real man!! |
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Meh. No one would listen to me.
After all...a lot of the stuff I tell people already has a lot of guys trying to revoke my Man Card. |
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