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i think you know the rules here....lets start!
confucious say baseball all wrong, man with four balls cannot walk |
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dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs
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he who stand on toilet high on pot
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confuscious say crowded elevator smell different to midget
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man with hole in pocket-will feel cocky all day !
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Edited by
Iwant2cusmile
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Wed 12/24/08 09:30 PM
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man who drop watch in toilet have $hitty time
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virginity like bubble, one prick all gone
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man who fart in church, sit in own pew
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it is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
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man who drink punch in hawaii, get hit in face.
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woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy
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it takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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man who smoke pot, choke on handle.
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seven days on honeymoon,make one whole week.
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woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.
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confucious say u wish to merry christmas , wrap your gift if dont want elves.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted |
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Edited by
Iwant2cusmile
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Wed 12/24/08 11:35 PM
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man who ride on roof of car get winded
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