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somewhere far along the road he lost his soul to a woman so heartless.
O yeah tell a cold story ill start: My friend Ben just got shipped off to Iraq and he got a letter from his wife of 4 years saying she wants a divorce and shes going into porn. A woman so heartless. |
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Oh my god! a woman who won't stand by her hero deserves an STD... enjoy being mindlessly b*ttf*ck*d by some guy who's name includes some unclever innuendo and reeks of cheap cologne... talk about a dead-end job!
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omg...
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somewhere far along the road he lost his soul to a woman so heartless. O yeah tell a cold story ill start: My friend Ben just got shipped off to Iraq and he got a letter from his wife of 4 years saying she wants a divorce and shes going into porn. A woman so heartless. Well, since she wants to be in porn, good riddance. How awful for your friend. |
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