okay...what exactly is the wrong spot for a tattoo or piercing??? And what is wrong with a fat girl??? Seriously...I used to weigh 400lbs and guys wouldn't talk to me (other than a friend). Now I'm 150 and the SAME guys are all into me...and they can SHOVE IT!!! I'm the same person now as I was then...I just weigh less...and if you can't see someone for WHO they are on the inside, then you don't deserve them anyhow...

Believes that a 400 pound woman wearing lycra bicycle shorts is a "Fashion statement" instead of believing they should be worn by someone who actually rides a bicycle. No.

Someone who has the palms of their hands tan from having it out so much asking for money all the time. No.

Has so many missing and black teeth that the neighbor kids ask her to model for halloween jackolanterns. No.

Makes more than one "manhater" "Why do ALL men" generalization thread on a dating website. No.

Is unsurable or unbondable. No.

Has more than 3 multiple personalities/ and or takes more than 3 psychotropic medications. No.

THROWS SHOES

hey LHbiker...do you fit all your requirements??

That does not bathe at least daily and before a date!!!!

didn't put out.

this can be a good thing !

is not swift or graceful....clumsy and uncoordinated drives me.

It's a problem for me. I've lost way too many people to alcohol as it is. It's simply not going to be a factor in my life.



Well, historically, I've dated a lot of girls in the short-term. The main reason they were short-term is because they got boring after a few months -- couldn't hold a conversation, couldn't express opinions (or didn't have any, or had some but they weren't based on anything other than which shoes went with which purse); that sort of intellectual disparity, while it may seem mildly endearing in the beginning, gets old rapidly.

I don't know any rocket scientists, but I do know several clinical psychologists, and they think I'm very smart....

Of course, it could just be that they're fooled by the fact that I've written two books....

is a total b1tch.

is a ho.
is a slut.
thinks she is all that and then some.
who likes to flirt with other guys.
who always has to have the last word.
who appearently sits around thinking of things to start more drama with.
who thinks I am going to buy her everything she wants with MY money.
who is not an affectionate person.
who thinks she can treat me like sh1t and get away with that.

I will come back with more later.

smoke a joint you won't care about any of that. Sluts are the best, just don't marry them.

who lacks commitment

Smokes and consistently blows the stuff in my face.

That's not to say that I wouldn't neccessarily date a girl that smoked...it would definitely be a turn off at first glance...but if she impressed me enough as a person, and if she took the care not to engulf my head in a cloud of noxious fumes, I wouldn't discriminate.

Has kids is another one.

If you have kids, I'm sure you're cool as a person...but I don't have the patience to deal with anklebiters.

...oh hell no peachiepoohie. I'm not perfect by any means. In fact I can actually live with the humility of being me. I'm old, creepy, and ugly from what I've heard on here. I can live with that cuz I've heard worse, don't take it to heart, and don't get my undies in a ball about it cuz I know who I am.