Not yet.. I'm still trying to finish another book first.

Merry Cristmas Eve everybody!

I'm flying out to NY today all so wish me luck

Good luck doll....Have a great Holiday

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
on The computer.

They had been going at it for days, and frankly God
was tired of hearing all the bickering.



Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough.

I am going to
set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I
will judge who does the better job.

'

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.



They moused.



They faxed.



They e-mailed.



They e-mailed with attachments.



They downloaded.



They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.



They created labels and cards.



They created charts and graphs.



They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.



Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.



Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
went off

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known
in the underworld.



Jesus just sighed.



Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went
out!'

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from
the past two hours of work.



Satan observed this and became irate.



'Wait!' he screamed.

'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all
His work and I don't have any?'

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES

Good morning everyone, hope everyone has a safe and merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to all!!

Merry Christmas,


I am getting good at this text and graphic thing

now........before you actually post....erase the url part that you see!

Thanks Farel, I will be sure to share that joke.

just wanted to say merry christmas! hope you all stay safe.


i had an accident two days ago im ok. my cars getting worked on. stupid deer! hahaha. anyways

hope you all are doing great!

hey I did that all on my own, without my son even.

Ok I forgot to do that, what do you want from an old lady

hahaha!!!

Question is......should I let him know that I have figured out how to do things without his help?

SHOW YOUR INDEPENDANCE!!!!

Ok I am having toooooooooo much fun with this, now I have to get ready for work........yuck.

Have a wonderful day.

You too! Merry Christmas!!!!

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cha ching

Merry X-mas.. well not yet but soon!!! very Soon!!