Larry gets home late one night and, Beverly, his wife, says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'
Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on this privates?'
'Well,' he said, 'One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, last, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home
and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'

Larry is recovering in Intensive Care room 233 at Baylor hospital. Give him a call

wonder what hurt worse ????
the tattoo or the beating ???

The joke was funny up until the violence. LOL.

Good thing he didn't say $100 to burn or smoke, he'd been sent to Shriners. LOL.

OMFG that one is great.....

that's a cute idea though

Holy crap! We did that tat on someone. Didn't ask why....now I know.nuk,nuk,nuk

OMG, that was funny! Thanks!

i'm betting the tattoo really hurtpretty bad.

OMG, I really liked that one!