TOP 9 THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF SANTA WERE INDIAN

9. At bedtime, kids would leave Indian Fry Bread for the big guy.

8. Santa would be wearing a red turtleneck to hide his hickeys.

7. Santa's new moccasins would be made out of Dasher.

6. He'd run around saying "Ayyyy!!!" Instead of "Ho-Ho-Ho!"

5. A five pound block of cheese and fry bread would be under every tree.

4. His elves would most likely not show up for work on Mondays and sometimes on Fridays too.

3. The sleigh would need a jump start every other state and would have on donut tire on it.

2. Santa would navigate his sleigh by pointing with his lips.

1. According to "Indian Time", our gifts would arrive in February.