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i'm speakin in general
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I'm scared of people who don't fart and laugh. Thank god gypsy farts. I love her farts.    But you sure did!!!
But I did fart this entire thread.......could be the wisconsin cheese you sent me!!! 
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Gimme a break. I'm not a walking singing colon. I have common courtesy and class. There's a time and place for everything. The myth is bigger than the legend.
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But guess what I just did? You get one hint.....( * )
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Gimme a break. I'm not a walking singing colon. I have common courtesy and class. There's a time and place for everything. The myth is bigger than the legend.
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Well its been fun farting with you guys. I think Im going to have a nice hot bubble bath and if Im reaaaaaaaally lucky I may even bite some bubbles!!!
 
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Eric's toes!
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i have just invented hermetically sealed underwear with replaceable leak-proof high pressure storage tanks!!
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no complaints for me, just as long they dont make you want to vomit.
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Edited by
squonk
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Sat 12/20/08 02:46 AM
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If it truly bothers you move on. I hold them in as best as I can but I will say this, during sex it's not possible to hold it unless you want me to just stop for a minute or so which I think would be really awkward but then again so is the noise so I'm not sure which one to do.
As for farting outloud I'm not going to say it never happens but I'd say I'm pretty good at holding it in. Same as burping. I think both are extremely disgusting and people that find them funny *girls and guys* aren't people I usually hang around with. For example, I don't think I've ever heard any of my friends fart and I'm so not kidding about this and I've known my best friend for about 18 years. Now my dog on the otherhand, that is truly funny because we're leaving the room before the smell hits us. Her ass needs more than cork. |
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fukc that i just say the word sqonk..........i will marry anyone with that name......ha i hope it aint sone dude
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ok i blew it................sqounk is a dude...........ur out man..........and dead to me from now on............
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ok i blew it................sqounk is a dude...........ur out man..........and dead to me from now on............ Hahahaha oh man that's just too much. Hate to burst your bubble dude, not only am I a dude, but I'm not gay or bisexual. I won't be marrying certainly not any dudes and as long as I don't fall victim to some beautiful woman who convinces me marriage is a good thing I won't be getting married at all. |
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Something smells funny on this thread
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ha..........ok im done with all this.........
romeo, baby, what are we listening to man.....im listening to suicidal.......waking the dead.... 
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ha..........ok im done with all this......... romeo, baby, what are we listening to man.....im listening to suicidal.......waking the dead....
watch ya back romeo, I think he likes to put it up the butt!!! hahahahaha. |
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cmon sqonk........im good........
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im sorta upset with the sqounk........cause i wanna b his friend now as i listin to suicidal lets hope he knows this........
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***drops a box of wooden matches in the thread***
Cry for stink, or cry for sulfur burn. Your choice.  
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thanks scoundrel.........burn the squonk.....sorry bro.......
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