A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I
can't stop thinking about sex."

The Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out", and pulls
out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?" he asks.

The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states,
"That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologist says, "very interesting," and shows the next picture.
"And what is this a picture of?"

The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, "That's a
man and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same
question, "What is this a picture of?"

The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man
and a woman on a bed making love."

The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with
sex."

"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me the
dirty pictures!"

How Funny!!!

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring
back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's
like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife
for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing.

She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
out, and still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still
couldn't get the top of the jar off."

lmao

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