Welcomed!!!!!!!!!

I heard it thru the grapevine
Not much longer would you be mineeeeeeeee.

hellooooooooooooo!!


Ruth, geez, you want something quick but you put it on slow?

I hope everyone had/is having a good weekend and that the New Year is being good to all of you!

tazz, think you're new to our humble "we're so vain" thread. Have a seat, type what you think and we'll tell you if it's ok.

Just kidding, welcome!!!

Think we might rename this to the "hit & miss" thread.

I'll come lookin for you guys later!

Hmmmmmmmm.....looks like someone's been in my thread while I was gone. I wonder who this "OneMoreTimeAround" person is. Well, whoever she is, she better not get any crazy ideas about taking my thread over.

Okay, I'm outta here for a while.

It's......."someone" was eatin your porridge, sittin in your chair and sleepin in your bed goldie locks!

Hope you had a good time at the museum Ruth! Daughter and twins just left, now I need to rest again!

Good morning all..............I guess this put a new meaning on the words "zip it"

(((Bonny))) Good Morning! OUCH, that STILL hurts to look at!

OMTA, you have mail

good afternoon all

Happy New Years 2009

Wishing you all the very best this 2009 and every day!!!

bonny - thanxs, hope this year 2009 is your best one yet.

Morning to all ..hope it's a good one for ya

I'm trying to get a posse together to find Ruth and drag her azz back here.

I am actually having to work at my job! Just 'cause I don't have the time to post like usual, don't mean I won't pop in here to keep this thread "VAIN".

You're so VAIN, I bet you think this thread is about you,don't you,don't you!!!!!!.

"Diary of a Demented Snow Shoveler"
>
>
> December 8 6:00 PM
>
> It started to snow. The first snow of the season and
> The wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by
> The window watching the huge soft flakes drift down
> From heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So
> Romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!
>
>
>
> December 9
>
> We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow
> Covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic
> Sight! Can there be a more lovely place in
> The whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've
> Ever had!
> Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a
> Boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks.
> This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered
> Up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got
> To shovel again. What a perfect life!
>
>
>
> December 12
>
> The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a
> Disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry-
> We'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on
> Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much
> Snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see
> Snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such
> A nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.
>
>
>
> December 14
>
> Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The
> Temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything
> Sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed
> Up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is
> The life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and
> Buried everything again. I didn't
> Realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling,
> But I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish
> I wouldn't huff and puff so.
>
>
>
> December 15
>
> 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4
> Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2
> Extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants
> A wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think
> that's silly. We aren't in Alaska , after all.
>
>
>
> December 16
>
> Ice storm this morning. Fell on my butt on the ice in
> The driveway putting down salt. Hurt like ****. The
> Wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very
> Cruel.
>
>
> December 17
>
> Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go
> Anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to
> Pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but
> Stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I
> Should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to
> Her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe
> I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
>
>
> December 20
>
> Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of
> The that stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all
> Day. The snowplow came by twice.
> Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said
> They're too busy playing hockey. I think they're
> Lying.
> Called the only hardware store around to see about
> Buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have
> Another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob
> Says I have to shovel or the city will have it done
> And bill me. I think he's lying.
>
>
> December 22
>
> Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more
> Inches of the white stuff fell today, and it's so cold,
> It probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes
> To get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I
> Had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and
> Dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to
> Hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of
> The winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the
> he's is lying.
>
>
> December 23
>
> Only 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0.
> The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house
> This morning. What is she, nuts?!!
> Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She
> Says she did but I think she's lying.
>
>
> December 24
>
> 6 inches - Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke
> The shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I
> Ever catch the sob who drives that snow
> Plow, I'll drag him through the snow and
> Beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he
> Hides around the corner and waits for me to finish
> Shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100
> Miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just
> Been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas
> Carols with her and open our presents, but I was too
> busy watching for the snowplow.
>
>
> December 25
>
> Merry stinking Christmas! 20 more inches of
> slop tonight - Snowed in
> The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. I hate
> the snow!
> Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation
> and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife
> says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a fricking
> idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one
> more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.
>
>
> December 26
>
> Still snowed in. Why did I ever move here? It
> was all HER idea.
> She's really getting on my nerves.
>
>
> December 27
>
> Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze;
> plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he
> only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes.
>
>
> December 28
>
> Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. The WITCH is
> driving me crazy!!!
>
>
> December 29
>
> 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or
> it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever
> heard. How dumb does he think I am?
>
>
> December 30
>
> Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver, and now
> he is suing me for a million dollars, not only for the
> beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the
> broken snow shovel up his butt. The wife went home to
> her mother.
> Nine more inches predicted.
>
> December 31
>
> I set fire to what's left of the house. No more
> shoveling.
>
>
> January 8
>
> Feel so good. I just love those little white pills
> they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?



Here you go ladies
Pssssst this threads all about meeeeeee

Jimmy, thank you for the chuckle muscle warmer

Jimmy this rocks

(Still ain't about Jimmy)

Thats why I have the Lost and Found