A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She
put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST
NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS
PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened
the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had
no arms or legs. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to
consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!" The old
man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you! She snorted. "You
don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat
you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently.

"Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back,
beamed a big broad smile and said... "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

Where do you get this stuff? Thanks for
sharing I needed a good laugh!!

eh, from friends, mainly, some I make myself, others from funny, I have
a few I posted myself on funny

OMG.....wasn't expecting that! Ring a doorbell from the chair you
say....... What to do, what to do.