1. Your last name stays the same.

2. The garage is all yours.

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

4. Chocolate is just another snack.

5. You can never be pregnant.

6. You can wear no shirt to a waterpark.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. The world is your urinal.

9 You don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

10. Graying hair adds attraction.

11. People never stare at your chest when you are chatting with them.

12. The occasional belch is practically expected.

13. One mood all the time.

14. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

15. Everything on your face stays it's original color.

16. You only have to shave your face and neck.

17. You can do your nails with a pocketknife.[9

All So true

hahahaha that is exactly what I was doing as I read this

Pretty sad to admit that I have that problem. I always turn it the wrong way the first time. Maybe its just a blonde thing.

lets see which ones of these apply to me shall we or should i say which ones my guy would have compete with me over lol.

2. The garage is all mine.

4. Chocolate is just another snack.

6. You can wear no shirt to a waterpark.(i could if i want every one staring or if i was out of the usa)

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

9 You don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

12. The occasional belch is practically expected.

13. One mood all the time.

14. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

15. Everything on your face stays it's original color.

17. You can do your nails with a pocketknife