Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 9 | |
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I've been leery about opening messages the last few days. I've been getting retard mail and blocked calls. My delete functions work well.
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there is about 3 feet of snow here........I dont know if I will be able to get out tomorrow to get my breaks done and its supposed to snow some more tomorrrrrrrrrrow!!!! dfhkjdfashjsdfahjfsad!!! HAAAAAAAA!!! you cant even spell BRAKE right!!ha ha ha text message break up OMG got tears in me eyes with laughter.... sorry not funny really though but if it means your safety your brakes can wait till its safer to drive |
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Edited by
angelindarkness
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Wed 12/17/08 08:11 PM
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Dear Diary, I want to get angry; I should be angry and block that kind of vileness out of my life. Why can't I get angry? http://changingminds.org/disciplines/change_management/kubler_ross/kubler_ross.htm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kübler-Ross_model |
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there is about 3 feet of snow here........I dont know if I will be able to get out tomorrow to get my breaks done and its supposed to snow some more tomorrrrrrrrrrow!!!! dfhkjdfashjsdfahjfsad!!! HAAAAAAAA!!! you cant even spell BRAKE right!!ha ha ha text message break up OMG got tears in me eyes with laughter.... sorry not funny really though but if it means your safety your brakes can wait till its safer to drive |
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OH HEY.......someone text messaged me this:
DEFINITION OF BURNING LOVE: REACHING FOR THE KY JELLY IN THE DARK BUT GETTING THE ICY HOT INSTEAD!!! |
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it wasnt me !
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I direct my stress and anger out in positive ways and get it all out of my system. I hate to bring it home with me on weekends. Last week was awesome. Putting 1300 pounds of cowsh!t in my bosses office that he left for me to clean up and watching him step in it in the dark in new white sneakers cheered me right up!
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dear diary........all this snow does is make me think of things......like
ICE CREAM SANDWICHES!!! |
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I direct my stress and anger out in positive ways and get it all out of my system. I hate to bring it home with me on weekends. Last week was awesome. Putting 1300 pounds of cowsh!t in my bosses office that he left for me to clean up and watching him step in it in the dark in new white sneakers cheered me right up! |
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SNOWCONEZ !! $2.00
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Only $2 purple?????
Im going to sell mine for $3 and put on some sprinkles!!!! |
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Stroke his toothbrush. How's that assjuice taste?
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maybe even some glitter glue.......
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Stroke his toothbrush. How's that assjuice taste? AFTER THESE MESSAGES!!!!! |
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ooooooooooooh glitter glue on the snowcones!! YEZZZ!SHINY
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Shawshank redemption is coming. But revenge is sometimes a dessert often enjoyed alone. I will admit nothing to noone. Go to my grave with my secrets.
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Shawshank redemption is coming. But revenge is sometimes a dessert often enjoyed alone. I will admit nothing to noone. Go to my grave with my secrets. Tell me now or forever hold your pee!!!! |
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ooooooooooooh glitter glue on the snowcones!! YEZZZ!SHINY |
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dear diary.......nice girls dont do that
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Edited by
longhairbiker
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Wed 12/17/08 08:22 PM
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But if I cover his intake manifolds with limburger cheese, pack his heater core full of dead carp, and dump a bottle of morning urine in his new cars carpet- you will be the first to know. That's kid stuff. Having a 17 year old girl call his wife and say she's pregnant with his kid, trapping him in a DWI and drug possession charge by leaving coke under his seat- that's big league.
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