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hi Lisa, OMG what are you posting here
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LMAO
The worst places ever to try to cover that up are AN elevator and inside of a revolving door Or trapped inside a car with someone that you are on the first date Now have these occurences ever happened to me ? Yes Did I try to cover it up? LMAO No LOL |
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OMG
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WELL AS THET SAY IT IS BETTER OUT THAN IN
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aww come on double t like you never pooted
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the worst is that it seems like coworkers always come to your cubicle
right after you let out a nice solid raunchy poot |
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it's good to have a pet with ya, a dog or a cat would do it
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cats dont poot very loud you beter stick with a dog
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but pussies sometimes do it hahaha
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Korangen, I know ALL about the coworkers one. Oh my, one day I let out
the juiciest sounding fart. And my coworker looked at me as if something was totally wrong. I asked her if she was okay, and all she could say was "The air around here has totally changed!" and shake her head in disbelief. I just sat there cracking up. |
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In Oregon we call the "***** farts" queefs. lol
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that is why when you have little kids you can easily blame them hehehe I
did all the time when they were younger now they say really loud eww mommy you farted and start laughing at me but its fun I aint embarrased about it you know its all natural everyone does it and everybodies **** stinks if you know what I mean? well keep on farting it natural |
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Geese are flying low today.
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Boy I am going to get in trouble for this one! Do you know why women
talk all the time? Because they don't fart and they would build up all that back pressure and blow up! |
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After that comment Bucket
I know i will not get slaped |
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you have to admit biker, it was good lol
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Yes it was
I'm glad i didn't say it |
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I am known for sticking my foot in my mouth, gets me in more trouble!!!
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( comes slap bucket on the back of the head)
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OUCH!!! What was that for?
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