A blind guy walks into a barroom and finds a stool at the bar.



"Hey, want to hear a really great blond joke?" He says when the bartender brings him his drink.



The place goes quiet, then the guy sitting on his left leans over and says in a low voice: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb blond with a black belt in karate. The guy sitting on your right is 6'2," weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to his right is 6'5" and pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. We're all blonds. Think about it, Pal. You really wanna tell that joke?"



The blind guy thinks for a minute, then says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."