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Edited by
uk1971
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Sat 12/13/08 08:14 AM
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The following actually happened.
Emergency sevices were caled to an unusual incident in London city centre recently which was to say the least. 'Embarrassing, but funny' When they arrived at the scene, they found a couple, naked from the waist down and in a rather compromising position. It transpired that during the course of sexual activity in a high powered sports car, the man suffered a slipped disc, and was unable to extricate himself from his partner. The fire service and an ambulance were called and it was decided that the only way the couple could be helped, was to cut them from the car. This was then carried out. rendering the car a total insurance write off They were then loaded, (Still stuck firmly together) onto a stretcher, and carried to the waiting ambulance. The paramedic in charge, sympathetically but trying to suppress his laughter, said to the young woman, "No need to worry miss. We'll have you and your partner separated as quickly as possible." The young woman, visibly upset and in tears, replied. "F*CK him. What am I going to tell my husband about the new Ferrarri????"   
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 I think I peed my pants laughing so hard.....
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