These are some utterly nonsense replies some celeberties or politicians give to those who ask questions.

If you have any please share them with us.



"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." - Australian Cabinet Minister Keppel Enderberry

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"If it wern't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel, comedian and TV personality

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"The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

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"Sure, there have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, boxer

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I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them." - President George W. Bush

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We've got to pause and ask ourselves, 'How much clean air do we need?' - Lee Iacococa, American Industrialist

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"If your'e killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, actor and antismoking spokesperson.


If you want more let me know and I will post them

pick a bush quote, any bush quote.

seriously. jan 20.

Good ones, Smiless.

yaaaaay. hopefully the gov of Illinois wont ruin it.

WHOOT!

There is a Bush quote in there.

"It is white." - President George W. Bush, upon being asked what the White House is like by a student in East London.

"China is a big country inhabited by many Chinese." - former French president Charles de Gaulle

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"I do not like this word 'bomb.' It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." - French ambassador Jacques le Blanc

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"So where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" - pop singer Christian Aguilera

All Dan Quayle

“For NASA, space is still a high priority.”

“We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.”

“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.”

“It’s not pollution that is hurting the environment, it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”

“If we don’t succeed we run the risk of failure.”

“It is wonderful to be here today in the great state of Chicago.”

“It’s a question of whether we’re going to go forward into the future, or past to the back.”

“I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.”

Obama's racking them up already....

"I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis." --speaking via satellite to the Democratic National Convention, while in Kansas City, Missouri, Aug. 25, 2008

"Let me introduce to you the next President -- the next Vice President of the United States of America, Joe Biden." --slipping up while introducing Joe Biden at their first joint campaign rally, Springfield, Illinois, Aug. 23, 2008

"Just this past week, we passed out of the out of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee -- which is my committee -- a bill to call for divestment from Iran as way of ratcheting up the pressure to ensure that they don't obtain a nuclear weapon." --referring to a committee he is not on, Sderot, Israel, July 23, 2008

"Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain...administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change." --Amman, Jordan, July 22, 2008

"How's it going, Sunshine?" --campaigning in Sunrise, Florida

"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."

"Hold on one second, sweetie, we're going to do -- we'll do a press avail." --to a female reporter for ABC's Detroit affiliate who asked about his plan to help American autoworkers

"I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go." --at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon

"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" --after being asked a foreign policy question by a reporter while visiting a diner in Pennsylvania

"It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." --explaining his troubles winning over some working-class voters

"The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't. But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know, you know, there's a reaction that's been bred in our experiences that don't go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that's just the nature of race in our society."

"Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions." --exasperated by reporters after a news conference

"You're likeable enough, Hillary." --during a Democratic debate

"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." --on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people


And then there's this gem from Obama that earns him the title of 'Dumbest statement of the decade'


‘My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world.
I hope you’ll join with me as we try to change it.’

- Barack Obama